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Enjoyable weekend, although I'm absolutely shattered now. Some of the my highlights of the weekend: - Turpin being a girl and taking all the easy routes at Go Ape. - Benjiman capsizing in his kayak within a minute of getting in. - Turpin, Dan and Tannis capsizing in their canoe. - Seeing Ashton and Fairs in chirpsing action, including being outclassed in Revolution.  - Turps staying calm and collected at golf. - Causing an accident at the go karting that caused the entire race to be stopped.  - Overtaking Kirby at the go karting.  Weekend spoilers: - My watch strap breaking, which is gonna cost £55 to fix!! - Drunken Aussie.  - Trying to sleep with Pete talking in his sleep on one side of me and the world's loudest snorer on the other (not all in the same bed I hasten to add).  - Dan bottling his self-made bet at golf. - Dan winning the go karting. - Kirby overtaking me a lap and a half after I'd overtaken him.  Only BCFA team to beat BSXI 4 times since 12th December 2009.....
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nathan8 wrote:Enjoyable weekend, although I'm absolutely shattered now. Some of the my highlights of the weekend: - Turpin being a girl and taking all the easy routes at Go Ape. - Benjiman capsizing in his kayak within a minute of getting in. - Turpin, Dan and Tannis capsizing in their canoe. - Seeing Ashton and Fairs in chirpsing action, including being outclassed in Revolution. - Turps staying calm and collected at golf. - Causing an accident at the go karting that caused the entire race to be stopped. - Overtaking Kirby at the go karting. Weekend spoilers: - My watch strap breaking, which is gonna cost £55 to fix!! - Drunken Aussie. - Trying to sleep with Pete talking in his sleep on one side of me and the world's loudest snorer on the other (not all in the same bed I hasten to add). - Dan bottling his self-made bet at golf. - Dan winning the go karting. - Kirby overtaking me a lap and a half after I'd overtaken him. Agree with all the highlights, me winning karting was my favourite  I couldn't live up to my bet because we were short of time. I would have done it in my boxers though. That Aussie was hilarious, she loved you Nath! Also loved the semi-hot girl that decided every now and then to give me, you, Turps and Pete a private dance  Pete enjoyed it especially Fairsy chirpsing ability is trully shocking. He just stumbles around the dancefloor looking absolutle stoned, slapping girls on the behind  Congratulations to Woodies.
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nathan8 wrote:- Benjiman capsizing in his kayak within a minute of getting in.
Obviously me being a novice this was the most likely time for this to happen. The water was lovely and warm though. I still can't believe how you could let Flynn win the Go-Karting.
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Benjiman wrote:nathan8 wrote:- Benjiman capsizing in his kayak within a minute of getting in.
Obviously me being a novice this was the most likely time for this to happen. The water was lovely and warm though. I still can't believe how you could let Flynn win the Go-Karting. Because I was superior to everyone. I won by 1.72 seconds in only a 10 lap race, where laps were only 23 secs long and I was the only 1 to go under 23 seconds per lap. I did that 3 times And me being the lightest probably helped too  Congratulations to Woodies.
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RingofFire wrote:Benjiman wrote:nathan8 wrote:- Benjiman capsizing in his kayak within a minute of getting in.
Obviously me being a novice this was the most likely time for this to happen. The water was lovely and warm though. I still can't believe how you could let Flynn win the Go-Karting. Because I was superior to everyone. I won by 1.72 seconds in only a 10 lap race, where laps were only 23 secs long and I was the only 1 to go under 23 seconds per lap. I did that 3 times And me being the lightest probably helped too ....and not doing any work in the canoe either meaning you were fresher for the go karting.
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I still can't believe Flynn researched the race track and already worked out the racing line! lol. Cheltenham was good although I don't remember being upstaged. If I don't remember it then technically it doesn't count. As for me and JF being DAD.... If you lot had taken your shots rather than palming them off onto us then we wouldn't have been so bad! "Ashton will never get in your boat Kirbs. He’s too much of a chirpser." Nathan Redshaw, 16/07/2009. 
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Sir Chirpsalot9 wrote:As for me and JF being DAD.... If you lot had taken your shots rather than palming them off onto us then we wouldn't have been so bad! I had one or two, but I know my limits. You have to go careful when you're drinking the hard stuff in between the shots. Only BCFA team to beat BSXI 4 times since 12th December 2009.....
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nathan8 wrote:Sir Chirpsalot9 wrote:As for me and JF being DAD.... If you lot had taken your shots rather than palming them off onto us then we wouldn't have been so bad! I had one or two, but I know my limits. You have to go careful when you're drinking the hard stuff in between the shots. I do hope you weren't drinking Smirnoff Ice!
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What else do you think I meant by "hard stuff"? Only BCFA team to beat BSXI 4 times since 12th December 2009.....
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TBH I think I kissed the fittest girl out of all you lot. Though it was only a peck for a dare. However, she asked if she could do it before I'd even spoken to her. Obviously she wanted some kirbdawg love. Agreed Fairs was a mess, just walking around with his eyes half open and a glazed expression. I reckon I'd have won karting if it wasn't for Nath screwing me over by causing an 7 car pile up on the corner after the fastest part of the track :livid: My bruised rib is sore. I didn't know Turps took the easiest routes on go ape! What a wimp! If I'd have known I would have taken him into the river with me. BTW, thanks cornishdave for pushing me in. Hope you enjoyed the nappy on your head . All in all a great weekend.
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Gert Mint wrote:TBH I think I kissed the fittest girl out of all you lot. Though it was only a peck for a dare. However, she asked if she could do it before I'd even spoken to her. All this does is conjures up pictures of spotty lttle kids at primary school playing kiss chase?? Did you play spin the bottle later??
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Eakes wrote:Gert Mint wrote:TBH I think I kissed the fittest girl out of all you lot. Though it was only a peck for a dare. However, she asked if she could do it before I'd even spoken to her. All this does is conjures up pictures of spotty lttle kids at primary school playing kiss chase?? Did you play spin the bottle later?? Eakes, all your above comment conjures up is an image of the bitter kid in the corner who wasn't cool enough to place kiss chase.
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Gert Mint wrote:Eakes wrote:Gert Mint wrote:TBH I think I kissed the fittest girl out of all you lot. Though it was only a peck for a dare. However, she asked if she could do it before I'd even spoken to her. All this does is conjures up pictures of spotty lttle kids at primary school playing kiss chase?? Did you play spin the bottle later?? Eakes, all your above comment conjures up is an image of the bitter kid in the corner who wasn't cool enough to place kiss chase. Incorrect. Eakes would no doubt have been too busy playing playground footy to participate in something like kiss chase. It was only the kids that couldn't play football that wasted time doing that. Only BCFA team to beat BSXI 4 times since 12th December 2009.....
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nathan8 wrote:Gert Mint wrote:Eakes wrote:Gert Mint wrote:TBH I think I kissed the fittest girl out of all you lot. Though it was only a peck for a dare. However, she asked if she could do it before I'd even spoken to her. All this does is conjures up pictures of spotty lttle kids at primary school playing kiss chase?? Did you play spin the bottle later?? Eakes, all your above comment conjures up is an image of the bitter kid in the corner who wasn't cool enough to place kiss chase. Incorrect. Eakes would no doubt have been too busy playing playground footy to participate in something like kiss chase. It was only the kids that couldn't play football that wasted time doing that. I'd wager that Eakes' bitterness comes from the fact that his turn of pace over the first 10 yards meant that he never got caught so it was a rather fruitless game for him. (new board, old gag - sorry)
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Oi fools I took 2 out of the 3 easier routes on Go Ape to save time plus I was also trying to get further ahead of Kirby's hefty mate who had been eyeing up my buns of steel all morning Worst round of golf I have ever played but I was happy I didn't lob any clubs around this time, Tiger Woods on the Wii has ruined my putting stroke :livid: I think that fool Sir Chirpsalot should sell his beer goggles, dating websites would go out of business if he did @@ Hey sucker, I pity the fool who thinks he's going to beat me at Fantasy Cricket! Don't go home cryin' to your Momma when I do, you fool!!
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Turps, can't believe you took the easy route. Did you do the monkey swing into the cargo net at the end, or did you wimp out of that too?
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Mr_T wrote:Oi fools I took 2 out of the 3 easier routes on Go Ape to save time  Only BCFA team to beat BSXI 4 times since 12th December 2009.....
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Turps you joker. Kirbs don't be so bitter about the karting. Congratulations to Woodies.
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RingofFire wrote:
Kirbs don't be so bitter about the karting.
I'm not. I lost because of Nathan crashing like a muppet. If it wasn't for him, my superior driving would have beaten your lucky driving.
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Gert Mint wrote:RingofFire wrote:
Kirbs don't be so bitter about the karting.
I'm not. I lost because of Nathan crashing like a muppet. If it wasn't for him, my superior driving would have beaten your lucky driving. You lost because Flynn is a 10st stick insect.
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